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Governor Cooper Tours Factory Central to His Social Agenda

2021-01-31

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This Wednesday Governor Roy Cooper toured the Monster Fantasy Inc. sex toy factory in Thomasville. Governor Cooper was greeted with displays of Monster Fantasy’s latest products including the 16” Real Horse Cock and the 22” Ass Breaker 7. Cooper said he was impressed “not only with the length but the width and incredibly life-like elasticity yet firmness” of the company’s newest offerings.

The Thomasville-High Point area has struggled to adjust economically since most furniture operations were outsourced to China and other low income countries in the 1990s. On the economic opportunities created by new factories such as Monster Fantasy Cooper said “(y)ou always love to see a venture like this putting the people of our great state to work, and if the products sold aid in the sissification of white males, well I see this as a win-win.” Monster Fantasy is currently filling an order from the state for 15,000 units of their older 10” Dragon Pleasure model to be distributed to the Scouts and other young men’s groups across North Carolina.