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Roy Cooper’s Liberal Education Policy Strikes Again

2021-01-31

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January 21st started out like any other day for Chatham county high school Sophomore Eric Flenders as he attended his American history class. The day’s topic: the antebellum South and slavery. It was when the teacher began discussing the horrors of the so-called “peculiar institution” that Eric made a decision that would change his life. He began to repeat the term “based” as his teacher described cruel practices such as whipping and family separation.

The normal punishment for such an affront to the multicultural fabric of our State would be to have Eric write “Thank You Black Kings’’ one hundred times on the white board as his girlfriend was passed around the basketball team. This particular case though was determined to be particularly egregious and after review by the State Board of Education and signoff from Governor Cooper, Eric was sentenced to immediate gender reassignment. Erica Flenders is currently being held in a re education facility in Chapel Hill to learn to cope with her new life as a woman.

A spokesperson for the Governor’s office said he believed the punishment fit the crime. “We hope now that Erica will come to understand at least part of the complex intersectionality of black feminism.” The spokesperson added that he believes this will help to dissuade future miscreants and “help promote Governor Cooper’s agenda to eliminate both racism and humor from our schools.”